iRobot: A series of robots being developed by Apple Inc that will be used as Steve Job’s private army in his bid to take over the world.
Isaac Asimov: The lead designer and inventor of the iRobot.
First Law of Robotics: A robot may injure any human being or, through eye-lasers, burn any human being to a crisp; unless that human is Steve Jobs.
Second Law of Robotics: A robot must obey any orders given to it by Steve Jobs and kill any other human that tries to give it orders.
Third Law of Robotics: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not harm Steve Jobs.
