Plank Time: Pirate physicist Blackbody noted that the amount of fear one has while walking the plank grows exponentially over time. Blackbody concluded that the optimal amount of time a ‘mutinous cur’ should spend on the plank is 10 seconds. The time is noted for allowing a high amount of fear while minimizing time for cowardly pleas for forgiveness.
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