Kepler’s First Law of Planet Hollywood Motion: The restaurants are always elliptical with a focus on Hollywood’s ego.

Kepler’s Second Law of Planet Hollywood Motion: The path from the bathroom to your table will always lead you past the gift shop.

Kepler’s Third Law of Planet Hollywood Motion: The size of your party is directly proportional to the amount of expensive swag you will purchase.

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