Big Bang Theory: The theory that the most important experience in a person’s life is losing his/her virginity.

Steady State Theory: The theory that if a person has a steady flow of beer and sex in his/her life, s/he will do everything in his/her power to maintain the status quo.

Panspermia: Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking science.

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